Rob Marshall to direct INTO THE WOODS film adaptation

So, the Broadway blogosphere is bubbling with talk of Rob Marshall helming the film adaptation of Into the Woods and I can’t help but put my two cents in. It is a time honored tradition in theatre to speculate on the future casting of shows so here we go…

Witch: Either Catherine Zeta-Jones (who could play the darkness) or maybe Kristen Chenoweth (who could really pipe it up).

The Baker: I’m going Neil Patrick Harris all the way… or maybe Josh Radnor who was really wonderful in the recent concert-reading of She Loves Me at the Sondheim Theatre on Broadway.

Baker’s Wife: Amy Adams seems probable but Christina Applegate would be equally as charming. Although, if you want to do some stage-to-screen cross-breeding Sutton Foster could probably rock this role and would be incredibly charming opposite NPH. Just sayin’. Or, or… OR… Kristen Wiig and save Sutton for Cinderella?

Jack: Chris Colfer or any number of other Glee kids. (Note: I am done with Glee but can see them casting Colfer. He’s talented and fits the role well.) Wait, no, I love Michael Urie and want him as Jack playing opposite

Little Red Riding Hood: Amber Riley (again, from Glee, but hey, she’s got a voice and is pretty hilarious). Then plug in Monique as her Grandmother. Priceless.

Jack’s Mother: My real dream would be to have Dawn French take the role but I can also see Jane Lynch.

Steward: Patton Oswalt… done.

Cinderella: We could plug Amy Adams in here. She’s sort of the go-to girl for bubbly princessy character spots.

More contemplation to come… unless I get bored with the idea.

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I’m Tommy, a writer and storyteller who works in marketing for the arts and cultural communities. I’m the author of Mabel Stanley and the Town That Was Built All Wrong, a fun and heartfelt book, and I’m currently working on a novel about self-discovery and the complexities of memory. Writing is a big part of my life, but I also enjoy creating experiences that bring people together, which is why my husband, Matt, and I co-run the online store Have Fun Spread Joy. It’s all about embracing the playful side of life and giving back along the way. I’m married to Matt, and we share our home with our two pets, Zoey (the cat) and Dixie (the dog). When I’m not writing, working on our store, or doing marketing for the arts, I like to dive into theater, something I want to get more involved with over time. I was diagnosed with ADHD, and while it comes with its own set of challenges, it also gives me a unique perspective that I try to channel into everything I do. Whether it’s writing, working on creative projects, or finding ways to spread joy, I’m all about making a lasting impact in whatever I do.

Tommy Karr